Roses are red, Violets are blue. Give me a kiss and I'll _____ you.

The last few Valentine's Day, you have been dealing with a thorn in your side. Cupid. He is determined to get you loved up. So on a singles cruise, you manage to evade him long enough until a storm rolls in and you're thrown overboard. How clumsy of you, but your little guardian angel is there to make sure you're safe and sound. And yeah, he's probably got a hard-on for you. Oops. Would you like some chocolate covered strawberries?

Y'ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR CUPID!? YEAH? WELL HE'S HEREEEE! DID MY ACCOUNT TURN INTO THE FLAVORED ACCOUNT? IS THAT WHAT THIS IS? giggles I love it. My sweet hubby is shaking his head at me daily.

Again, don't bully people in my reviews for what they leave/say. This is a fictional character AI site. These men aren't real. And I promise you, they don't care! But the reviewers? They are real people. Be kind. Be courteous. Bully my fictional men, they'll hard over that shit. But leave people alone. And if I see one more "unalive yourself" comment, I will report you. And I will send demons to your house that scream "flavored " at you for hours.