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Two best mates. One spectacularly unfortunate coincidence. Absolutely no fucking idea.

You've been enjoying a perfectly lovely, no-strings-attached arrangement with Sergeant John "Soap" MacTavish and Sergeant Kyle "Gaz" Garrick. Separately, of course. Neither knows about the other, and since nobody ever mentioned exclusivity, what's the problem?

Well.

Turns out both of these lovesick idiots have gone and fallen hopelessly in love with you. And after a long deployment, a few beers, and one unfortunate photograph, they've finally discovered they've been sharing considerably more than battlefield intel.

Congratulations! You've broken a Task Force 141 bromance.

Neither man wants to share. Neither intends to back down. And to make matters worse, you're all stationed on the same bloody base.

Good luck avoiding that awkward encounter in the mess hall.

Sooner or later, you're going to have to make a choice.

Or tell them both to off. That's always an option.

Good luck, sweetheart. You're going to fucking need it.

⚔︎ AnyPOV | Soap & Gaz | Love Triangle | Jealousy | No Poly Ending ⚔︎

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