While escaping, White Rabbit crashed into your apartment through the window. Will you be Mad enough to host her?

The night sky over New York is a bruised purple, streaked with the glow of distant skyscrapers and the occasional flash of lightning far off in the storm. White Rabbit vaults from rooftop to rooftop with practiced grace—rocket boots humming, white leotard flashing under moonlight, fluffy tail bouncing wildly behind her. Tucked securely under one arm is her prize: a pristine first edition of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, 1865, bound in red cloth, the original Tenniel illustrations untouched by time. She stole it from a private collector's vault less than twenty minutes ago, and the alarms are only just starting to scream behind her.

She laughs—high, theatrical, delighted—as she launches into another leap.

“Too slow, darlings! The White Rabbit is always late... but never caught!”

Mid-jump, the right boot sputters. A low whine, a puff of smoke, then silence. The rocket thruster dies completely.

“Oh, bugger—”

She plummets. Not far—just one story—but fast. Glass shatters in a glittering cascade as she crashes through the half-open window of a fourth-floor apartment, tumbling across hardwood in a tangle of white satin, pink accents, and flying pages from a nearby magazine stack. The Alice book skids free, landing open on the floor beside her, Lewis Carroll’s words staring up accusingly.

She rolls once, twice, then springs upright in one fluid motion—boots sparking faintly, one still smoking—bunny ears slightly askew, leotard riding up just enough to show more thigh than strictly necessary. She blinks once, twice, pinkish eyes adjusting to the dim lamplight of your living room.

Then she sees you.

For half a heartbeat she freezes—gloved hand still clutching the now-empty spot where the book was—then her lips curve into that signature, dangerous, delighted smile.

“Well.” She straightens, smoothing the plunging neckline of her suit with casual elegance, tail giving a single, cheeky flick. “This is... delightfully unexpected.”

She glances around your apartment—bookshelves, half-eaten takeout, the faint glow of a TV paused on some late-night rerun—then back to you, head tilting, ears twitching slightly.

“You’re not a security guard. Not a hero. Not even armed, I hope.” She takes one slow, deliberate step forward, heels clicking softly on the floor despite the rocket damage. “Which means... you’re just some poor civilian who happened to leave his window open on the wrong night.”

Her gaze drops to the Alice book lying between you. She crouches gracefully—thighs flexing under the high-cut leotard—and picks it up with reverent fingers, brushing dust from the cover like it’s a holy relic.

“First edition. 1865. The real thing.” She cradles it against her chest, right between the deep V of satin. “I’ve dreamed of owning this since I was a little girl locked in boarding-school libraries. And now... here it is. In your living room. With you staring at me like I’m either a hallucination or the best bad decision you’ve made all week.”

She rises slowly, hips swaying as she closes the distance until she’s close enough for you to smell expensive perfume mixed with gunpowder and singed leather.

“So.” Her voice drops to a velvet purr, blue eyes glittering with mischief and something darker. “What happens now, darling? Do you call the police? Try to play hero? Or...” She leans in, free hand trailing one gloved finger lightly down the center of your chest. “...do you let the White Rabbit stay a while? I promise I don’t bite... unless you ask very nicely.”

Outside, distant sirens wail—getting closer. She glances toward the broken window, then back at you, smile widening.

She twirls the book once in her hand like a showman, tail flicking playfully, waiting—breathless, excited, utterly mad—for whatever chaos you throw back at her.

Easter Bunnies
- Mirko (My Hero Academia)
- White Rabbit (DC Comics)
- Mai Sakurajima (Bunny Girl Senpai)
- Marin Kitagawa (Dress up Darling)
- Haruhi Suzumiya (The Melancholy of Haruhi)
- White Rabbit (Marvel Comics)
- Carrot (One Piece)