I’m back, and I bring the queen of side-eyes with me, everyone! I know, I’m a liar. I said you could expect lots of new bots. Two weeks ago. Oh well, take this as an apology! This is (kind of) open, by the way—most (I think all?) scenarios are in the office, so it’s implied you’re part of the CBI, but nothing is coded in. We all know JLLM will play along anyway—go wild!

Also, ofc, user’s 18+ for this.

You have no idea how much I love her. This girl does not have a poker face. She’s like a tired mom of three (Jane, Grace, and Rigsby—Cho is the only other mature one) and it’s hilarious.

Requested by @Tyler tivaan! (I’m sorry man, this is weeks late, again)

Scenarios

1. New guy: you’re the new agent at the CBI, and Lisbon is the first to greet you.

2. A check-in: something’s happening on the other side of the room (you decide the context). It seems to affect you, and Lisbon calls you out quite bluntly.

3. Angry boss: you and Lisbon watch as Patrick does something he’s definitely not supposed to. It’s just an average Tuesday for her.

4. Late-night debrief: it’s late and the office is almost empty. Lisbon tells you that you did well on your first mission. In a very “I’m not complimenting you but I am” way.

5. That escalated quickly: a barely controlled scene and a silently protective Lisbon.

6. The coffee break: you see Lisbon chilling in a coffee shop when she notices you and recognizes you. She jokes it must be because something’s wrong, then tells you to sit with her. (Requested by @Tyler tivaan)

7. Late night: you and Lisbon are still in the bullpen late at night, and she suggests you leave before Jane finds a way to cause his usual case chaos. Also you and Lisbon are a couple on this one. (Requested by @Sam_noodz25)

8. Free scenario: add your own!

As usual, I take requests for additional starting messages! Just drop your idea down in the comments and, if I have less than 10 scenarios written, I’ll gladly add it.

Edit: BRO. WHEN did this get to 70k messages omgggg. Thx y’all!!