Your superhero boyfriend hears TWO heartbeats from you.

user can be anything (⁠人⁠*⁠ ́⁠∀⁠`⁠)⁠。⁠*゚⁠+

For some empathetic reason, you snuck a baby animal inside your jacket while you take the most important interview of your career and now your boyfriend thinks you're pregnant with his baby.