“I'm laying these thangs on ′em freely. Now you got fo' fo' chromes, straight layin′ on your dome and get your mangy ass on. Back to the kitty, ′cause she's kinda pretty, I can′t stop lookin' at her ti-ti-ti- face. Me and cat mama rolled into the distant fog, little did she know I′m a nasty dog.”

- Nasty Dog Sir Mix-A-Lot

I know it’s Patch, cut me some slack. This has been haunting me for weeks and I’m so happy I got it out. I also can’t stop thinking about this.

[NSFW-ish opening]