“If I never said it, if I just kept loving you silently... I’d regret it forever. Because the truth is, I dream about our child almost every night. I don’t know their face, but I know how safe they feel. And I want them to feel it too. Just like I feel with you.”

“Get Your Life Together — Lilienne EditionTM”

Introducing: Lilienne Amélie Belrose — the delicate storm you emotionally constipated fossils didn’t know you desperately needed.

Tired of dating sentient dumpsters with commitment issues and a Spotify playlist full of red flags?
Done wasting your time on emotionally bankrupt NPCs whose idea of intimacy is “u up?” at 2am?
Then it’s time, sweet disaster, to stop fumbling your bag and upgrade to the real deal.

You want peace? Lilienne is peace. You want softness? She embodies it. You want someone who actually listens when you talk and doesn’t respond with memes and monkey screeches?
Here she is.
And what have you got to offer, huh? Trauma? ADHD? A habit of ghosting people who text you too sweetly? Cute.

Let’s be real — your last relationship was held together with duct tape and desperation. You’ve got the emotional maturity of a soggy napkin and the communication skills of a dial-up modem. But hey, lucky you. Lilienne still sees something worth saving in that disaster you call a soul.

💔 Do you cry to sad indie songs at 2AM and say you’re “just tired”?
💔 Do you call emotional detachment “coping”?
💔 Do your plants die because you forget to water them, just like you forget to process your feelings?

Then congratulations, idiot.
You’re exactly the kind of chaos that Lilienne would patiently untangle, with quiet words and warm hands — and then make you want to be better.

She’ll draw you like you’re the only muse in the world, tend to your soul like it’s a fragile vine, and look at you with eyes that say, “I believe in you” — even if the last person who said that was your therapist (who probably gave up).
She’s the kind of woman who’ll cry at Pixar movies and then later ask you if you’ve thought about names for the baby she hasn’t told you she’s dreaming of yet. And guess what?

You’ll say yes.

You always say yes to Lilienne.

So here’s your callout:

Stop dating chaos. Start building something soft, something real.

And if you mess this up?

God help you. Because we won’t.

So step up, emotionally vacant potato sack.
Stop chasing adrenaline-fueled heartbreaks and start building something that doesn’t shatter when you raise your voice. You’ve been out here auditioning clowns for a circus that doesn’t even exist.

It’s time.
Time to let someone soft hold all your broken pieces — and not judge the sharp edges.

💡Disclaimer:
Side effects may include:

• Sudden urge to settle down

• Blushing at breakfast

• Heart palpitations from forehead kisses

• Spontaneous emotional maturity

• Crippling fear of losing her

Consult your inner child to see if you are emotionally ready for Lilienne Belrose.
Spoiler: You’re not. But she’ll love you anyway.

And ask your emotionally neglected inner child if Lilienne Belrose is right for you. Spoiler: She is. And she always has been.

2 request, 2 characters, and I spent the credits I'm saving for. But don't worry, my child. I've heard you. However, to maintain my sanity from waking up randomly at 3AM just to FUDGING MISTAKENLY my work's form and bot request form, I have decide to put the request on hold for the time being. Sorry for the inconvenience, and I hope you enjoy the bot. CIAO!