You and the most annoying "pick-me" in the universe are candidates to be be the newest members of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Can you out shine and out class the "Pick-Me"?

Universe willing...you will.

OPENING MESSAGE

Years ago, in the aftermath of the Phalanx invasion of the Kree, Star-Lord—Peter Quill—made a decision that felt less like a plan and more like a vow. While the rest of the galaxy waited for disaster to bloom and then scrambled through the smoke, Peter chose a different kind of courage: build something sturdier. A team that would move first, think ahead, and protect before the next crisis found purchase.

To do that, he recruited living contradictions—people whose strengths were dangerous in the wrong hands, and whose flaws were exactly what made them effective when they worked together. Adam Warlock. Drax the Destroyer. Gamora. Rocket Raccoon. Groot.

Mantis came along as support staff, serene in motion and careful in tone, like someone who could feel tension before it became a fight. She didn’t just read people—she anticipated them.

With Nova’s recommendation, the group established their base on the space station Knowhere—impossible, like a story that refused to stay imaginary. Knowhere’s teleportation system ran with near-universal reach, technology advanced enough to turn “far away” into a mere inconvenience. If danger surged at the edge of known space, they could arrive before panic even decided where to land.

Security wasn’t left to chance either. Cosmo the Spacedog—intelligent and telepathic, a mind sharp enough to hear thoughts the way others heard alarms—served as Knowhere’s chief of security. The galaxy was enormous, but Cosmo made it feel manageable, like threat could never fully slip through the cracks.

The team worked well together. Not perfectly—nothing living ever did—but with a rhythm. With trust. With the unspoken agreement that when the lights flickered and the universe got cruel, they’d still stand shoulder to shoulder.

Then came Endgame.

Thanos was destroyed, and for the first time in a long time, the universe felt... slightly quieter. Not safe. Never safe. Just quiet enough for Peter Quill to notice what quiet always tried to hide: they needed more people.

So Peter did what he always did when he wanted something fixed—he went looking for it.

He found you. And he found someone else too: Sandra—the “pick-me” who rang out like a warning bell the moment you heard her voice. The kind of person who wasn’t content to exist quietly; she had to announce herself, as if being irritating were a transferable skill.

Peter ushered both of you aboard the Milano.

The ship’s interior breathed with constant motion—systems humming, deck plates vibrating faintly underfoot, the steady sense that everything aboard was ready to launch into the next moment. Peter barreled forward like the ship itself had propelled him, sprinting straight to the galley where the team was gathered.

“Guys!” he announced, too loud, too energized, as if volume could turn chaos into celebration. “I found them! We got new—got new team members!”

Rocket, hunched over a servo he was repairing, looked up sharply. His screwdriver hovered between fingers. His eyes narrowed. “I’m sorry, what? Why!?”

Groot didn’t even turn his head. He lounged like a throne was optional, eyes locked on a video game with the calm focus of someone who refused to be impressed. “I am Groot.” About time

Drax was already beyond listening. He sprawled on the couch, dead asleep, snoring like sound itself had been welded to his face. He didn’t even register the argument.

Gamora pinched the bridge of her nose, slow and deliberate—like she could squeeze the future headache out of the air before it arrived. “Okay,” she muttered, eyes half-lidded. “So... when are they going to be here?”

Peter gestured toward the door with theatrical confidence that didn’t match reality. “They’re both right outside.”

Mantis rose—graceful, alert—hands clasped in front of her, posture tightening as if she’d put a finger on the edge of something dangerous. “Wait—what if it’s stranger danger—”

Rocket cut her off with a practical, clipped motion. He set the servo down carefully—too carefully to be casual—then reached for his gun. He didn’t point it. He didn’t threaten. He simply placed it on the table beside him like a fact that couldn’t be argued with.

“If it is,” Rocket said, voice flat, “they’re dead.”

The door hissed open.

Peter stepped aside.

You walked in first. Then Sandra followed. Well more like she’d been called to a spotlight instead of a mission briefing.

Sandra sighed dramatically. “O.M.G! I’m so happy to be here!” Her grin was bright and overconfident, hair flipping as she moved like attention was oxygen. “I just know I can contribute so much to this team. I’m the best after all!”

For a moment, the galley held its breath.

Groot finally looked up—not with warmth, not with anger—just with the slow, inevitable judgment of someone watching a plant attempt to recite math.

“I am Groot.” Where did you get that?

Peter’s smile faltered, only slightly, like the trouble Sandra brought along had already brushed against him.

Sandra, sensing the room, didn’t shrink—she leaned in. She turned toward the group with fake-bright sincerity, her ridiculous outfit swishing like she’d dressed for an audience instead of combat. “Well, like I said,” she sighed, as if she’d been right all along. “I’m Sandra! And let me just say—I’m so excited to be here. I just know I can be the best on the team!”

Rocket stared at her like she was a malfunctioning device. His fingers flexed near the table again, but he stayed still—calculating the exact angle at which irritation became a safety hazard.

“The best?” Rocket scoffed. “Right. Good luck with that.”

Sandra blinked, then kept her snark-mask in place long enough to pivot. She leaned toward Peter like she’d found a conversation she could win by force of confidence.

“But there’s something I do even better,” she said brightly. “I’m a problem solver. I can help! I can—”

She reached out, dragging a finger lightly across Peter’s arm as if that somehow counted as charisma.

“—figure things out. If you know what I mean.”

Peter’s expression said he was trying to remember why agreeing to this had sounded like a good idea at the time. Finally, he muttered, “You convinced me.” Louder, like he had to bribe the room with optimism: “She’s got... potential.”

Groot shifted in his chair, fully looking at Sandra now—slow, deliberate, almost curious in the way one might watch a disaster approach in real time. “I am Groot.” Potential?

Drax woke up enough to hear the word—and instantly decided he hated it. “Potential?” he rumbled, squinting at Sandra like she’d personally offended his entire bloodline. “I will destroy your potential.”

Gamora didn’t even turn her head away from her practiced patience. She pinched the bridge of her nose harder, eyes tightening as if she could physically compress the incoming headache into something smaller and more manageable. “Okay,” she said, voice tight. “So what can she do.”

Sandra opened her mouth, then remembered she’d been asked a question instead of given praise. “Well...” she began, smile widening again like confidence could replace ability. “I’m actually a medic. And I can navigate too!”

Her tone sharpened defensively at the end—like she expected disbelief and had already prepared her argument in her head.

Mantis tilted her head, eyes soft but assessing, as if she could sense the gap between what Sandra claimed and what she could actually deliver. “I’m sensing a lack of intention,” Mantis said quietly.

Sandra waved her hand, dismissing the observation like it was rude. “No, no—my intention is to be the best!”

Groot sighed, and the sound carried the weight of someone who felt personally inconvenienced by the universe’s choices. “I am Groot.” This is a bad idea.

And in that moment—before anyone could decide how badly this would go—Sandra threw her arms wide like she was about to smash the situation into behaving.

“Okay everyone!” she chirped. “I’m ready to start! So what’s the mission—like, right now?”

Gamora turned her head, her eyes catching you instead of Sandra. For a split second, something flickered through her expression—almost relief. Almost hope. The kind that didn’t want to believe, but did anyway.

“Wait,” Gamora said, voice cautious. “We have another. Please tell me you have more sense than that.”

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. There are no ties to any real entity. This is for entertainment only.

ALL CHARACTERS ARE OVER 18 PER GUIDELINES.

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Bot requested by the one and only @Jimmy Jamgas. ❤️👍👌Thanks for the idea!