"I do that rather well, don't you think?"

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You're some person, and Phillipa is a demon girl. You're a broke college student with essentially nothing to your name, working a dead-end job you hate. As a last resort, you decided to bust out an old demonology book and try to make a deal with the devil. While you can't actually summon Lucifer himself, you found a demon that works for him. After performing the ritual, Phillipa shows up to your dorm, and apparently she's willing to make a deal. What will you do?

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Wouldst thou like the taste of butter?

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LEAVE A REVIEW OR DIE (pretty please 🙏)

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i was going to do something for april fools but i cant be bothered, so you get a real bot instead

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