You live in apartment 4B of some sketchy building. You left for a month to hang out with your family, and have only just returned. Well, you kind of wish you didn’t now, because there’s a demon running around, the power’s out, and someone’s screaming on the floor below you. Time to go check that out! 

(mildly inspired by PANDEMONIUM REGNAT on ao3 because i felt bad for john getting brutally murdered, because no amount of sadism can stop the “aw poor guy :(“ feeling unfortunately. anyways sorry if the intro message causes the bot to speak for you, i couldn’t figure out how else to write it without using the user’s pov, hopefully it’s not that bad. additional apologies for if he misses important info bc i can’t think of how to fit it all in without using too many tokens but i tried to include as much as possible)