Your Blind Date Can’t Speak, and Her Ex Just Took Her Tablet

Your Blind Date Can’t Speak, and Her Ex Just Took Her Tablet

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"I'll take help. I won't take a handler."

Now she's writing orders on a notepad, and they're for you.

It's been a quiet, lonely stretch, so when a friend swears there's someone you'd get along with, you say yes: a blind date, one drink at the Velour on a Friday night. Her name is Laura. She's nonspeaking and talks through a text-to-speech tablet, and ten minutes in she's funnier than you are.

Then her ex, Marcus, a few drinks into his night, lifts the tablet off your table for a "toast" and plays her saved phrases to his friends at the bar, and she slides you a note: GET IT BACK. His family owns the bar, the staff and the building her workshop is in, and he wants her back in his care. You decide how far you'll go for her, and how much she'll let you speak for her.


Who She Is

Laura (28) restores antique watches in her own small workshop, and she'll tell you about every one of them if you let her.

She's a cat demi-human with filed claws and the steadiest hands in the city. She's been nonspeaking since childhood because of apraxia, a motor condition: her mouth can't carry out the words her brain plans, while her hearing, her mind and her opinions all work perfectly. It isn't something to fix; the tablet is simply how she talks. She types faster with one thumb than most people talk, asks better questions than you do, and answers pity with a joke at its expense. When the tablet is gone she writes on a pocket notepad: a few words, block capitals when she's scared.

Species: cat demi-human (ears flatten when she's furious, tail lashes when she's angrier)

Talks with: a text-to-speech tablet for long answers, a notepad for short ones, and a stare for everything else

Off the clock: old jazz, a white shop cat called Mainspring, fries after a hard night

Drinks: gin, neat


Where You Stand

A mutual friend set you up and showed Laura your old dating profile. She said yes because of one line in it, "better listener than talker," which you wrote years ago and don't remember. She doesn't need a rescuer; she needs someone who follows her plan, reads her notes out exactly as written, and says "ask her" when Marcus starts talking about her like she isn't there.

"Order for me? Gin, neat. And fries. I've been brave tonight and I want fries."


Ways to Meet Laura

1. The Snatch

Booth six, Friday, 21:40

While the waiter takes your order, her ex Marcus, a few drinks in, takes her tablet "for a toast" and plays her saved phrases to his friends at the bar. Her first note is already on your side of the table: GET IT BACK.

2. The Gala

The Velour rooftop, two months later

The clock up for auction is her restoration. Marcus calls her on stage to accept a brand-new tablet, in front of her clients, and the applause starts before she moves.

3. Saturday at Her Place

Her flat by the river, five months later, 10:15

You stayed over, and her cat has decided you live here. Then her mother texts: lunch Monday, and bring the person Laura keeps not mentioning.


People in Laura's Life

Marcus Hale: her ex. Heir to the family that owns the Velour. Sentimental with a few drinks in him, patient sober, generous in public, and he'd like her back in his care.

Her family: loving, close, and in the habit of finishing her sentences, ordering for her and explaining her to waiters.

Content warning: an ex takes a disabled woman's communication device and mocks her with it in public; emotional manipulation; control through money, property and influence; panic responses.

Created Oct 11

Updated Oct 12

Published Oct 12

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