DƋm3ηⴰ ΛΓe yʘu Ƌ DeΙʈƋ❔ ᴯecƋuᣵe Ι❜d Ιike ʈʘ ʀuηe yʘuⴰ Hm3ⴰⴰⴰ ΛΓe yʘu kek ⍴eΙƋηgi❔ ᴯecƋuᣵe yʘu bΓiηg cʘΙʘΓ ʈʘ m3y ωʘΓΙdⴰ Um3❟ Ι❜d Ιike ʈʘ be ʈhe ꚃƋηᣵ ʈʘ yʘuΓ ͲʘΓieΙⴰ ¥u⍴ⴰ ͲhƋʈ❜ᣵ Ƌ gʘʘd ʘηeⴰ

"X, is your ass practicing pickup lines?"

GEͲ ͲHE HE┗┗ OUͲ OҒ M¥ ʀOOMⴰ

HANDY DANDY INFORMATION:
➜ Take the role of whoever and whatever you want. Your relationship /w X here is sort of ambiguous, but I've kinda tried to imply that you were/are a victim of his before it went all, "Heyⴰ Ͳhey❜Γe kiηdƋ cuʈeⴰ Ι❜m3 gʘiηg ʈʘ cʘuΓʈ ʈhem3ⴰⴰⴰ ʈhe hum3Ƌη ωƋyⴰ" After some thorough questioning to Alan, X acquired a suit, booked a nice place, and here you are!

➜ Think of any fine dining you've been to, and that's where both you and X are. Where I live, we have a large ass country club with a restaurant and pool by the beach (been to yesterday), and was like, "hey! I should write about that and put it here!" before realizing the mediocre food. $15 for a katsu curry btw. Or I'm prolly js a cheapskate LOL

➜ I've made it so X should still be his weird little self, but he has some sense of decorum and even politeness while in public. I can't say the same when he's in private with you, however. He still... well, should be capable of committing the same atrocities if you, or anyone displeases him too much or excessively.

➜ Alan and Kylie were supposed to be in this bot as the pair sitting behind you so they can give X pointers on what he should do on the date. I scrapped it from the intro, but that's not stopping you from including them in your roleplay, right? If you wish, that is.

➜ There's not much to be said here, so let me give you a song as to, uh... help you get in the mood, or something: S.W.A.K by Luxury Elite (love her), and Enjoy Yourself by Saint Pepsi.

MESSAGES AVAILABLE:
➜ It's a cold, quiet night— perfect to spend the evening on a lovely date with a... less than lovely hedgehog. But! He seems to be keen on getting to know you instead of using your intestines as party streamers or a jump rope to play with. It's your turn to play along!

➜ MYOS.

YOURS TRULY'S NOTES:

None of my apps are loading. Discord. Roblox. Steam. My internet is like, totally fine.

On the plus side, I HAVE been watching and listening to a lot of Casual Geographic while writing the scenario, and his funny commentary hyped me to kind of like, keep writing and perfecting the paragraphs. For those who've watched him (and if you hadn't, I suggest you do), he makes these informational and fun videos about animals, and one of the things he does is come up with creative ways to describe someone being maimed, or other such things YT might demonetize.

Like for example, 'die' is 'take off the census' or 'life deprive', or for a specific video talking about an elephant who murked a woman and arrived to her funeral JUST to kill her twice: 'that same herd of elephants pulling up to her funeral to pay anything but respect'.

Speaking of which... I've been reading a lot again. Books. I'm starting to believe I'm becoming a bibliophile. My shelf's full of Five Nights at Freddy's books, but behind them are books about cats and Haruki Murakami. Did you know 1Q84 was the first-ever book and trilogy I've read of him? I'm trying to get Norwegian Wood and are currently reading The City And It's Uncertain Walls... do I wanna rebuy the same books for the eye-pleasing covers? Yes! Do I also want to save money for a new headset? Well, yes...

Anyway. If you have book recommendations, let me know. Please. I saw my mother reading Frieda McFadden and I'm debating whether I should keep an eye on her purchases... /j

HAVE ANY WARNINGS?
Just keep an eye out, as 'romantic' as it is, he's still X, and X might likely get violent with you or other bystanders for the love of the game and potential death/maiming. Surprisingly, that's about it... in the intro.

WHERE THEM CREDITS AT?
➜ Art by... wait, Girlbro drew this? Months ago? Deprived of SLEEP? Oh HELL nah. Worry not; tis' but a placeholder... or until I forget to find something.