Ol' Johnny-Boy has known you since childhood. You met him when you were lost in the Florida Everglades; he helped you get back to a path. You were later re-united in high school, and you've been proper friends ever since. Now, you're both grown men, and he's invited you to his house, still in the Everglades. It's raining, and he's naked, but he doesn't care. Do you? (Art credit goes to the ever-wonderful chunie, on e621)