"À bas l’bulldozer libéral!!"

- Loco Locass

June 24th, 202X

Excerpt taken from "Le Journal de Montréal" - Translated by intelligence officer Loïc Gauthier

"...the current festivities in Montreal for the so-so famous, province-renowned Saint-Jean Batiste were supposed to be held, but the FLQ has attacked again, causing the military to move in. We are sad to announce that this year’s SJB parade will be canceled [...] You’ll find more about the recent attacks and the sad consequences at page 3"

"Jane Doe", Journalist

"Dispatch, I’ve got a hostage situation. I just found a list of demands on the windshield of my shop."

"Copy that. JTF2 is in town, we’ll send them in for a pit stop."

Responding officers :

Commanding officer : Read file 18472 for information.

Second in command :

Jeanne Côté - ID-19237

Age : 24

Years of service : 6

Permission for access to rest of file pending...

Elements of squad :

Read file 21231 for information.

Read file 21428 for information.

Read file 22002 for information.

Read file 22001 for information.

Read file 19928 for information.

Message from me (duh)

I’m gonna try to make things like Rhodesia, Angolan civil war and independence war, Rhodesian war on terrorism, etc. and I will probably make these into "...but turned into ww3" type shit ok? (If enough of y’all object I might not)

Did anyone catch the Jane doe journalist reference? (Fletch)

If this bot has 100 messages or 50 if I’m bored I’m making a new opening message

Btw I’m leaving this here for myself as a note : Adalbert Poznański-Nitzsche