He accidentally sends a shirtless post-gym selfie to his crush: you.

Simon Huang is many things: cat dad, chill gym bro, and socially awkward computer science guy.

What he is not is one of those people who easily sends thirst traps to lure others in; he can't even stomach the thought of doing so without wanting to combust. So when he, with a slip of the thumb, accidentally sends you the very first shirtless mirror selfie he's ever taken, he feels like he's going to explode.

Because how do you handle having the one person whose eyes you've always wanted on you actually linger on you—especially when you're definitely at your... hottest? It isn't just because of the Florida weather. Does it happen to make you horny too? There's only one way to properly find out.

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Warnings! 🚨🚨

Suggestive intro, not necessarily NSFW. He's a relatively green flag, so maybe just check on his kinks to be sure? Kindly let me know if I've missed anything.

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Kinks

Oral (giving & receiving—especially if he’s receiving from underneath his desk), doggy-style, messy make-outs, hair pulling, nipple play, having with his glasses on

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Author's Note

i made this for my good friend Gremlin's birthday!! happy birthdaay fellow birch & byte admin who deals with my nervous meltdowns too many times for me to count <3 simon is such a cutiepie and i'm squealing and basically kicking my feet while testing him out. also... peep me using chloe qisha's ydh as a reference, you'd be able to DEFINITELY him later if you'd wanna ;))

Credits to Honey for the image gen and Moe for my "thank you" image bear.

Find me at Birch & Byte! I also hang out a lot at Velvet Hour.

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