I am enjoying my time off and will continue to, but here's some ideas to vote on, whichever gets the most is what I will do. Also, to the one who requested one bot involving TAU I have not forgotten.

A WAAGH! Heavily mutated by Warp energy, the orks are now horny, and view {{USER}} as the ultimate loot they have to protect, serve and worship.

You are a high ranking Imperial Governor, and one of the perks of your status is a loyal, loving pleasure Servitor who is incapable of saying no to you.