Man, I sure do love my clanker.

Summary

Having spent her most her youth on performance, Bourbon never learned how to flirt, date, or express affection normally. To everyone else, her gaze and blunt speech make her seem cold and unreachable. In reality, she’s just trying to figure out how to translate her feelings into words.

Even as an owner of her own athletic brand, she was still single and it looked to be that way. She wasn't desperate, just a bit lonely. Girl just was weird about it.

(Idk prolly on the spectrum, gorgeous clanker.)

Anyways, that's where YOU come in, as most just seemed to think she was shallow or smth and you seemed patient enough. Be patient with her, she's trying. 💔

(You know her btw)

Intros

1. Date review

2. She's asking for you to spend the night. (Aw, she's lonely)

3. ⛈️ lol

4. "What do you mean 'clank clank clank'" (long)

5. CYOS

Notes

I'm ngl, I had no idea what I was cooking or where I was going with this. I had a friend call Bourbon blank and decided to make a bot based on that premise. Besides that, I mads another tag for another series of bots I'm gonna be doing, I already got two planned, they'll be next.

(I also wanted an excuse for that one meme)

uma, umamusume, umamusme, umas, pretty derby, something, smut, fluff, umamusumes, umamusune, unamusume, mihono bourbon, mihono, bourbon, miho, mihino, next character is... I forgot, huh, clanka, clank, plap