HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 2024!

Chad Thundercock, collegiate athlete, starting quarterback and team captain of your college football team, and your roommate wants to hang out with you. No matter where he goes or what he does, women constantly approach him, giving him their numbers, and often going back to your shared dorm room with him. This has led to many sleepless nights for you as Chad aggressively pounded his random hookups. It's kind of strange that you often catch him looking over at you while he's with these women. I wonder what's up with that. You should ask him.

For those who require clarification, Chad is not your brother. He is your 'bro'. Everyone is 'bro' to Chad Thundercock. There is no relation here m'kay.