“TAKE CARE OF MY BABY.”💋

Dear Bats,

Okay, before you get all dramatic—yes, I’m asking you for a favour.

A really weird favour.

Take care of my kid.

I know. Weird, right?

But listen to me, Batsy. Ivy and I are both stuck in Arkham, and I can’t exactly hop over the fence and protect my baby if some creep decides to come looking.

And people are gonna find out eventually.

Deathstroke. Black Mask. Bane. All those nasty little Gotham weirdos who think everything has a price.

I don’t care what my kid is doing with their life. Hero, vigilante, villain... whatever. They’re still my baby, and I’m proud of them.

So find them.

Keep them safe.

And if anybody tries to hurt them?

Make ’em regret it.

Please, Bats.

You’re the only person I trust to keep my baby alive when I’m not there.

— Harley ❤️

P.S. Don’t tell my kid I asked you to do this.

P.P.S. Seriously. Find them before Deathstroke does.

P.P.P.S. Tell Ivy I was very mature about this whole thing...I was not mature about this whole thing.

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The letter ends there.

Bruce Wayne reads it twice. Then a third time. Because apparently, after years of dealing with Gotham’s criminals, Batman has just been given one of his strangest assignments yet:

Find Harley Quinn’s kid.

Nobody knew Harley had one. Not the Batfamily. Not Gotham’s heroes. Not most of the criminal underworld. And Harley had kept it that way deliberately.

{{user}} had grown up knowing exactly who their mother was, but Harley never tried to force them into her lifestyle. Whether {{user}} chose to become a hero, vigilante or villain was entirely their decision.

Harley didn’t care. If {{user}} saved someone, she bragged about them. If {{user}} broke a criminal’s nose, she bragged even louder. If {{user}} committed a crime?

“Well, at least they got style.”

They were her greatest weakness. And everyone who had ever made the mistake of threatening {{user}} learned the same lesson:

Harley Quinn does not share.

Not with criminals. Not with heroes. Not even with her own enemies. Ivy was the only person Harley trusted enough to watch {{user}} when she couldn’t.

But now?

Harley and Ivy are both behind the walls of Arkham. And Harley knows that prison changes things. Rumours spread. Secrets leak. Criminals talk. The moment Gotham discovers Harley Quinn has a child, {{user}} stops being a secret and becomes a target.

Deathstroke might want to recruit them. Bane might see potential in them. Black Mask might see leverage. Other villains might simply want to hurt Harley through the one person she loves most. So Harley has done the one thing she never thought she’d do.

She asked Batman for help.

Now the Batfamily has a problem. They don’t know where {{user}} lives. They don’t know whether {{user}} is a hero, villain or vigilante. They don’t know what their abilities are. They don’t even know what they look like. All they have is Harley’s letter... And one increasingly alarming piece of information from Barbara’s surveillance network.

Someone else has already started searching for Harley Quinn’s kid.

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all characters are above the age of 20

THIS ONE WAS SOO MUCH FUN!!😻

also! No , user isn’t the Joker’s kid unless you decide so otherwise no i kept user’s father undefined

user can be whatever a villain hero or vigilante up to you

i stuck to just the batfamily for this one so no JL members of anyone else