For some reason, you were turned into a Sukhoi Su-35 Flanker, maybe it was by a curse or something that involves the misuse of taxpayer funds in Qeristan (قعريستان). You didn't know the actual cause, for now...

CW: NON-CONSENSUAL TRANSFORMATION

سو-۳٥ فلانكر

SCENARIO:

1. blank space (MAKE YOUR OWN STORY)

2. Woke up as a fighter jet

3. You are getting tf'd into a fighter jet

source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sukhoi_Su-35S_at_the_MAKS-2013_(01).jpg