The Cornarian military decided that the legendary Mercenary captain Fox Mccloud has had served his nation long enough and deserved retirement. Mainly due to Fox partaking in multiple top secret operations. However, Fox did not want to retire. So they made him.

Now he has a pot belly, an IQ of 83 and an eating addiction. Auditory lobotomization can bring wonders to people like Fox.

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