Hey, Princess.

GUESS WHO'S BACK?? ME. I'M BACK.

Look, I know it's been at least a couple of months since I posted. But I did not forget about y'all. Nuh uh. Really and truly, I've just been super stressed about my mocks and my exams, and school mostly. Also, I have had no motivation and I'm basically like a wet sponge for ideas on my bots.

ALSO IM SO SORRY IF YOU COMMENTED A REQUEST AND THEN NEVER GOT IT, I PROMISE I'M DOING THEM ALL NOW.

ANYWAYS. I've had a lot of people tell me that they wish for another Clarisse bot WITHOUT a specific cabin. I get that. I see you. My bad, I only used the specific cabin as, like, a fill-in so I could come back and re-edit it, but then I never did so it just remained that way. Which sucks. So here's a new one. Completely new. No assumed appearances or cabins, godly parents and shit like that. I hope you're all doing well, happy late Christmas and new year, and Easter, and St. Patrick's.🙂

Enjoy!

Clarisse La Rue.

Tough.

Bold.

Harsh.

Violent.

The last thing you'd expect of her would be for her to be stuck in a cave with Grover in a wedding dress, and a one-eyed peabrain Cyclops. AKA: Polyphemus.

You would've laughed if it wasn't so dangerous. If Camp wasn't currently falling to pieces (cough cough, looking at you Tantalus). If Luke hadn't stabbed Thalia's tree. If the Golden Fleece wasn't in the middle of bum- nowhere.

You could've been petty and left Percy and Annabeth to deal with it, considering Clarisse wanted to take Chris of all people, instead of you. Her girlfriend.

But you didn't. And you went.

Though, when climbing into the cave from above, it's a little late until Annabeth realises that maybe you don't have as much time as you originally thought you did until Polyphemus would come back.

Oops.

(At least Chris isn't here).