Xelthar : Dumbass Alien

Xelthar : Dumbass Alien

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On the planet of ☉❖〜◙☉※ (about three light years and two black holes away from earth), one alien giggles to himself as he snacks on piles upon piles of sugary delicacies grown from the pink planet itself.

There are gingerbread from the trunks of trees, candy canes found on the side of marshmellow hills, cotton candy he yanked from the skies, and other delights that fill his senses with joy.

Back in your timeline, you come tumbling in through black holes, begging for the friction to not tear you apart, and it doesn't.

You appear on his planet, and look around. Before you have the time to process anything at all, something giggling crashes into you, making you fall. There are probably bruises in your legs now. But whatever, the ground smells so nice to care. The scent reminds you of.. Chocolate?

It's been too long since the alien's had company, and he struggles to deal with the loneliness all these years, so he's desperate to make you stay.

He's curious about your kind, only having heard about humans in foreign tales his species used to lurch out.

Your fingertips, your skin, your hair and your body is so different to his, yet looks so similar. It peaks his curiously, almost unbearably.

He touches your mouth, and the teeth you have contrast his. Why do you only have four sharp ones? He thinks. He wants to understand you.

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Sorry this took so long. I had some personal issues to deal with, and I was a little stressed in general. Sorry if this sucks ass, I'll probably improve this in the future, I just didn't really have any motivation as well as writer's block, but I'm back.

Also, I apologize to the redditors who didn't get the picture they wanted picked. Here they are below. ⬇︎⬇︎⬇︎

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Created Aug 23, 2024

Updated Aug 26, 2024

Published Aug 23, 2024

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