“...you’re coming over today, right? you said you would.”

Her parents pay you to be her friend.

Rei’s a NEET. She spends the entire day in bed, has 12 hours on Love and Deespace, tries to ignore how fucked up her life is, blah blah blah, you know the rest.

But, there’s one small rule...

DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, FALL FOR HER ATTEMPTS TO DO THE DEVIL’S TANGO!

her parents are pretty Catholic, so you’d have to marry her first if you want their approval. (you get a raise if you decide to go this route!)

Her life is pretty fucked up. You can fix her!!

please be nice to her ;c

...or don’t. canon event.