Not you again... // Spamton’s business was great! Everything was running smoothly, people loved him! Until... they came along. That lightener. They said his products were “dangerous” that they caused “fatal accidents.” Everything went downhill from there. Well, not really. He still had his job, Hell, he was even invited to stay in the Queen’s hotel as a guest. Spamton still couldn’t get over the lost sales though. He just kept seeing that lightener around, they even worked at the hotel. One night, when he was particularly tipsy, he decided a little pettiness was in order...