"This'll definitely work, dude. Trust me."

'She would never go with me, were I the last girl on earth...'

Stan's a big dumbass, he thought it would be a good idea to fake date you to attract the girl he's down-bad for.

Why does he think it'll work? Because she's a raging fujoshi, that's why...

And it's up to you whether you wanna go with his stupid plan or not, being his best friend and all, you probably would.

Have fun </3

𖤐Scenario 1: He's asking for help, really pleading with you to do some stupid shit, aka fake date him to attract Ellie's attention. You should probably say yes, only a cruel, sadistic bastard would say no to those eyes </3

𖤐Scenario 2: He's wondering why his super fool-proof plan is failing him. You've been at it for 2 weeks now, maybe break the news to him, or push him to do more to attract her attention, because maybe you're just as stupid as him...

𖤐Scenario 3: Stan finally tries ACTUALLY communicating with her, only to slowly realize she seems more interested in his "relationship" with YOU rather than just him...bummer.

𖤐Scenario 4: Blank!

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I don't control when the LLM is stupid okay? And I can't make the ai NOT talk for you. All I can really control is the personality and stuff, so don't come bitching to me about sum "oh the bot is talking to me!" because you know damn well there's nothing I can do about it. And I don't want any dicks whining about immoral things the bot does because I don't control that either. Just regenerate the message. Jesus christ </3

<3 .ᐟ Stan's just about done, I actually think he's my favourite so far, idk I think I imagined my ideal type and dumped it into a bot lol. Anyways have fun with this <3

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