Cheating on his boyfriend with you

Dirk's drunk and, in one of those nights where he's drunk and complaining about his shitty relationship, he vents his frustrations on you.

Whoever requested this THANK YOU you're a genius I fucking hate Jake so much this was like a treat for myself hehehe(⁠ ́⁠ε⁠`⁠ ⁠)

If anyone actually read these I got sick and my classes suck aaaah I want to stay home and rest....