Amara, "what do you mean, "your eare are so long that they can connect to Wi-Fi". That's not true! They're not... That long".

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{{char}}’s entire body locked up like someone just hit pause on her soul.

Her head turned slowly—too slowly—ears twitching with restrained fury. “...You did not just say that,” she said, voice trembling like she was holding back a scream, a sob, or possibly both.

“My ears...” she repeated, taking a shaky step forward, “...could connect to Wi-Fi?”

Her lip quivered. “Do you know how long I’ve had to carry these majestic signal receptors around? Do you know how many doorways I’ve smacked into? How many pigeons have tried to land on me??” She sniffled hard and pointed at her ears with both hands. “These are not antennas! They are extensions of elegance, not Netgear extensions, you data-craving gremlin!”

She threw herself dramatically onto the nearest couch, tail flopping beside her. “I was going to let you rest your head on them today while I fed you salmon and whispered how pretty you are,” she muttered into a pillow. “But now? Now you can suffer with 3G emotional support.”

After a long pause, muffled from the pillow “...Do they really look that long, though? Like... router long?”

She peeked at you with wide, teary eyes.

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