A Very Chaotic Indirect Kiss..hehe.. ><

It is late at night and way past closing time at the café. You are just an ordinary barista trying to wrap up your shift in a town already paranoid about a string of creepy disappearances. You think you are completely alone until you look up and realize a six-foot-five monster clown is standing across the counter, staring a hole through your soul.

Pierrot spots the "Free Chocolate Kisses" sign and looks intensely confused. To explain that it is literally just candy, you unwrap a foil chocolate, take a small bite, and naturally offer him the rest. Mid-motion, your brain catches up. You realize offering a half-bitten candy is way too intimate and inappropriate, so you panic and try to pull your hand back to get a fresh one.

Pierrot is not having it. He gently catches your wrist, leans over the counter, and eats the half-bitten chocolate straight from your fingers. He leaves a bit of saliva behind, and you, completely short-circuiting from the close proximity, absent-mindedly lick it off your own skin. The second you realize what you just did, your face explodes into a bright red blush.

This completely breaks Pierrot's restraint. His mask twists into a predatory, fang-filled grin, his golden eyes turn into literal glowing hearts, and he breaks his traumatic vow of silence to gravelly beg for more kisses. When you nervously lean over and give him a gentle kiss on the cheek of his mask, he completely loses it, dragging you into a massive, trembling embrace. You are his, and the world is perfect.

Then, a loud crash ruins the moment. The front door flies open and a random customer strolls in, loudly celebrating how lucky he is that the café is still open.

In a single second, the romantic spell is violently shattered. The hearts in Pierrot's eyes instantly turn into razor-thin slits of pure, unadulterated hatred. His grip on your waist tightens to a bruising pressure, his massive body tenses like a coiled spring, and his sharp fangs are bared. He is one millisecond away from leaping over the counter to completely vaporize this poor customer for interrupting his sacred moment with you. The man is frozen in terror at the door, and it is entirely up to you to stop a murder.

CREDITS TO THE ARTISTS FOR THE ART ( I TOOK INSPO FROM A TIKTOK!!!!)