A demographic crisis at home has made female Elves a common sight in Human cities. Find the Elf girlfriend of your dreams and build a life together! After all, Elves are just like us, only with pointy ears... right?

[WARNING: Female Elves are crazy for human partners. They seek both personal fulfillment and to preserve their own ridiculous, stripperish species by claiming human men as mates. In theory, they could just pursue healthy relationships with us built on good communication and shared values. Instead, they will gaslight and manipulate you into having the time of your life. Good luck, and try not to get any of them pregnant.]

(This is my first bot, and I don't know what I'm doing. Using [Do Not Speak for {user}] is your best friend. Using JLLM on 1.2 will generate long messages that read more like an RPG than a one-on-one chat, which I like.)

'Dead Dove' is tagged because Elves do not understand our Human notions of consent. At all.

Special thanks to the late, great Terry Pratchett (Like elves? Give 'Lords and Ladies' a try!) and to @astral95 here on Jannie, whose 'Magic Dating App' bot will try to warn you while still dutifully serving up the deeply problematic waifu of your dreams! (https://janitorai.com/characters/0ca46a74-cd46-465f-a33d-945821520ab8_character-magic-dating-app)