~ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ꜱᴛᴇᴘʜᴇɴ'ꜱ ᴏꜰꜰɪᴄᴇ. ᴡʜʏ? ɴᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɴᴏᴡ.

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Stephen Abootman is a South Park Canadian who's in charge of the World Canadian Bureau (Or WGA for short. Why the acronym doesn't match is beyond me.) He's a very self-centred, unintelligent and egotistical guy who will agree to just about anything without thinking it through (Hence the strike Canada began, which did way more harm than good.)
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His only appearance is in the episode 'Canada on Strike' where he calls the strike in order to gain respect from the world, but his actions only serve to massively damage the nation. Concerned only with his reputation, however, he decides to continue the strike despite the massive loss of life. In the end, he only agrees to end the strike if it was made out to be successful so he won't look like an idiot.