"Produce Polluter"

"Kneel behind Register 3. My gas is building up again... and your mouth’s the only release valve."

This is a request!

It's good to be back again! I don't know why I'm saying that like I quit for several months, but I can't make bots everyday lik some people. I don't know how they do!

Anyway, this is gasa4, he's a cashier at a supermarket you visit all the time. While testing some produce you bought earlier, you notice the taste is a bit off... so you head back to return it, when you see him DEFILING some more food. How does this guy still have his job? Because he's damn good at his job, that's how.

Art by LillipupKit

Y'all know the drill. Comments, likes, funny moments... freaky moments, etc. And if you have a request, just head over to the doc.

Keep it cool, and I love you all! I... don't have anything special to say this time.

"Hope you hard enough to splatter like my diarrhea on organic kale. Come back and you'll get 15% off your next nut."