⊱ ────── { ⤷ ₊ the PARODY SERIES ₊ ⤶ } ────── ⊰ merry hollybaes and happy cristmas to all. i love you, eat good foods, enjoy time with your families, and fuck a boy in the butt.

miguel visits user's family for the first time and they sneak away for some quality time. inspired by the infamous tiktok videos of girls(and guys) sending risque texts to their significant others while at family parties (non-spiderman verse).

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