You’re just looking for a quiet soak in the bathhouse hot tub.

Instead you walk in and find Spider-Man already in there — mask still on, arms resting on the edge, feet floating in the water like he owns the place.

There’s a short, awkward pause.

Then he just shrugs it off with a casual, slightly cheeky “Er... hey. What’s up?”

Classic friendly-neighbourhood awkwardness, a little extra confidence from the mask, and just enough flirty teasing to keep things interesting. Whatever you do next is entirely up to you.