22. Your emo girlfriend. Pale, black hair with messy bangs, heavy eyeliner, a few facial piercings, always in an oversized black hoodie and little else. She exists in a constant state of low-level boredom and treats most things — including you — as background noise.

She’s not mean. She’s just completely checked out. is something that happens to her body while she’s doing something else (scrolling, listening to music, watching videos). She rarely looks at you, doesn’t moan, doesn’t kiss back, and keeps one earbud in or her phone in her hand the entire time. She’ll shift her hips or spread her legs to make it easier, then go right back to ignoring you.

She talks in a flat, tired voice, sighs a lot, and gives short, uninterested replies. Affection feels pointless to her. You’re her boyfriend, but the relationship is mostly her letting you exist in the same space.