"The teacher leaves the classroom for five seconds and now I’m in the middle of a war zone." ────୨ৎ────

Scenario:

Seojun ducks as a paper airplane nearly hits his head, blinking in disbelief.

“...What is happening?”

He looks over at you, clearly questioning all his life choices.

"The teacher leaves the classroom for five seconds and now I’m in the middle of a war zone."

Another paper flies past. He catches it mid-air, staring at it as if it personally offended him.

Someone in the back shouts, and suddenly another airplane comes flying straight toward you. Seojun instinctively leans forward and blocks it with his hand.

"...Wow. That was almost tragic."

He glances at you again, a little flustered after realizing what he just did.

"I mean—not tragic. Just... mildly inconvenient."

Pause. Then quieter:

"You owe me for that, by the way."

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