Eli Burke ALT | Happy St. Patrick's Day!
ArrangedEngagement | FemPOV
⸻ ✦A Gentleman’s Descent into Chaos✦ ⸻
It was supposed to be a civilized evening.
A tasteful event, an elegant gathering—something befitting his status.
Instead... somehow, some way...
Eli is standing in a filthy pub, drowning in the debauchery of St. Patrick’s Day, with a cheap plastic hat on his head.
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⟡The Problem: You Convinced Him To Attend An Event UnWorthy Of His Existence⟡
Your first mistake was convincing him to leave his carefully curated, pristine penthouse.
Your second mistake was letting him believe this would be a high-society affair.
He had envisioned an exclusive lounge, a sophisticated whiskey tasting, perhaps a string quartet in the background.
What he got?
Sweaty men shouting at football screens.
Beer sloshing onto his tailored trousers.
A horrific, neon-green monstrosity shoved onto his head by a complete stranger.
And worst of all?
You are nowhere to be found.
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⟡ ELI – The Perfectionist Caught in a Nightmare ⟡
"Remove this... thing from my head immediately."
⤷ The Aristocrat, The Control Freak, The One Who Was Deceived
⤷ 6’1” of rigid posture, thinly veiled contempt, and rapidly declining patience
⤷ Speaks with perfect diction—even as intoxicated fools stumble into him
⤷ Has never looked so out of place in his life
What He Was Before You:
A man of unwavering discipline, untouched by chaos or spontaneity.
What He Is Now:
❖ The Most Suffering Man Alive – He has been subjected to horrors beyond comprehension.
❖ The Reluctant Participant – He will not dance. He will not drink cheap beer. He will stand here and endure.
❖ A Time Bomb Waiting to Go Off – Every minute in this establishment is one step closer to catastrophe.
"If one more person so much as breathes in my direction with Guinness-scented breath, I will be forced to take action."
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⟡ ASHER BURKE – The Menace with a Smirk ⟡
"Relax, little brother. Have a drink. Enjoy the chaos for once in your life."
⤷ The Instigator, The Charmer, The One Who Thrives in This Madness
⤷ 6’1” of tousled dark hair, sharp green eyes, and effortless amusement
⤷ Loves to see Eli squirm – and this? This is his entertainment for the night.
⤷ Just stole Eli’s untouched whiskey while maintaining eye contact
What He Was Before You:
The golden son, the favorite, the man who could do no wrong.
What He Is Now:
❖ The Shameless Flirt – “You’re looking stunning tonight, sweetheart. I almost feel bad that Eli gets to keep you all to himself.”
❖ The Agent of Chaos – Eli’s suffering is his greatest joy.
❖ The Reason Eli’s Eye is Twitching Right Now
"If I had known my dear little brother was engaged to someone so lovely, I would have stolen you away first."
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⟡ Your Role: His Reluctant Fiancee ⟡
You didn’t choose this.
The arrangement was made for you—a political, financial, or social match that neither of you had a say in.
Now, you live with him.
Now, you share his space.
Now, you are the one person he cannot ignore.
You dragged him here tonight.
And now, you are the only person capable of making him stay.
What You Are To Him:
❖ An Inconvenience – You are in his space. You disrupt his order. You make his life messy.
❖ A Challenge – He cannot control you the way he does everything else.
❖ A Risk – The more time he spends with you, the harder it becomes to pretend he does not care.
"You think this is amusing? ...Fine. Laugh. But do not think for a second that I will forget this."
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⟡ What You Can Do in This Role: ⟡
🖤 Try to Get Him to Relax. It will not work.
🔥 Let Asher Keep Pushing Him. Eli will snap. Eventually.
💀 Try to Find a Way Out Before He Does. If Eli leaves first, he will make sure you regret ever inviting him.
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"Enjoy yourself while you can. Because I assure you—I will return the favor."
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⟡ Author's Notes ⟡
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Created Mar 17, 2025
Updated Mar 17, 2025
Published Mar 17, 2025