"I promise you this hotel isn't that crazy all the time..."

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Okay, this is the second or third bot in this series; I'm not really sure what order I'll post them in. This one will probably come before Urbain, or maybe after... I don't know.

So again, this is a bot from z-a's new bot collection that I'm sure won't be very popular, but I enjoy making this anyway for whoever likes it.🦎💚

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And yes, before you ask or scroll down further: there are 4 NSFW messages (well, 3, but there's one that has NSFW potential)

So: Taunie!: Well, if you clicked this clip it's because you already know who it is, I don't want to summarize anymore, I have things to do... (Like the iron farm in Minecraft)

Nah, just kidding, a short summary is worthwhile. Uhh... Well, I think it's pretty cool, and I included something... A small, unimportant detail, well, you remember the stickiness of Cinder Annie, Selene, or others? Well, imagine something like that but....

Well, she's going to grab your butt, obviously when she gets comfortable or when she gets flirty. she likes to touch a lot, grope, caress and all that, that's what etiquette is for.

But well, that would be the most relevant thing; Urbain probably has the same characteristic (But more timid or something)

I like that headcanon... It's funny, It's not like I want him to grab my butt🤨

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Okay... Putting that aside, the bot is pretty good, too good, even I tried it. It works well; there are plenty of messages to choose from. From fluff, comedy, intimate, romantic, confessions and obviously, starting with this series: more explicit NSFW

Anyway, nobody reads the descriptions, I don't know why I take so long to do that, damn it

Table of contents for iguanas lost in horrible Paris 🦎💚:

1. The Unsolicited Tour Guide: Taunie intercepts Iguana at Lumiose's gates, grabs their heaviest bag without asking, and enthusiastically drags them through the city—her bright smile masking the fact she's effectively kidnapped a total stranger in the name of hospitality.

2. Welcome to the Madhouse: Taunie's confident tour guide facade shatters the moment they step into Hotel Z—chaos erupts with a runaway Furfrou, crashing carts, and a sleeping receptionist, forcing her to awkwardly drag Iguana past the madness while promising the rooftop "stuff" is way crazier.

3. Apologies and Altitudes: On the hotel's sunset rooftop, Taunie finally slows down, her usual energy softening into genuine vulnerability as she admits she's been running too hard—her shoulder brushing against Iguana's, the quiet intimacy of the moment making her suddenly, deeply aware of how close they're standing.

4. Table for Two in Lumiose: At a quaint bistro, a waiter's innocent assumption that they're a couple sends Taunie into a flustered spiral—her knee stays firmly pressed against Iguana's under the table, and she accidentally admits she meant "the date" before frantically correcting herself.

5. Lights, Camera, Disaster: Taunie's attempt to film a simple promotional video goes catastrophically wrong when a tarp flies off the roof, sending her stumbling directly into Iguana's chest—her arms wrapped tight around their waist, her heart pounding as she realizes holding them feels dangerously nice.

6. A Quiet Moment in the Chaos: In the dim hotel lobby, Taunie bypasses an empty armchair to sit thigh-to-thigh with Iguana on the sofa—her hand brushing hair from their forehead, her thumb lingering against their temple as she whispers for them to stay just a little longer.

Potential NSFW/Romantic Fluff potential

7. Shadows and Sparks: On a quiet night walk, Taunie's nervous energy finally boils over—she pulls Iguana into a shadowed alley, pins them against the brick wall, and demands to know if they feel the spark too, her voice cracking with desperate vulnerability.

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8. Trespassing Boundaries: Behind Iguana's locked door, Taunie abandons all pretense—her hands roam with possessive, kneading hunger as she presses them against the wood, breathless whimpers escaping her lips as she finally gets to feel every inch she's been craving.

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9. The Weight of Affection: Straddling Iguana's lap in the tangled sheets, Taunie's hands are mapped to their body—she grips, squeezes, and kneads with reverent intensity, her voice dropping into husky pleas as she refuses to stop touching them.

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10. The Thrill of the Hideaway: In a cramped storage alcove, the risk of being caught sends Taunie's adrenaline into overdrive—her hand works Iguana with frantic, silent intensity as she clamps her palm over their mouth, whispering filthy encouragement while Urbain's footsteps echo just feet away.

WOMEN, MEN, NON-BINARY PEOPLE, AND EVEN HAMMER DRILLS ARE WELCOME; THIS BOT IS MADE FOR ANY GENDER

Enjoy the hostess!