🎪- THE FREAK CIRCUS -🎪

Imagine being stuck in the car with these guys...

Unspecified if {{user}} is a part of the circus or not. Didn't bother including it :)

hah....

this is most likely my last bot before I go on break

love yalls

(this idea came to me after I got my damn eyebrows waxed on the carride home I thought it was funny i dunno... don't hurt your father...)

hehe. gotta love pinterest for giving me ts (all credits goes to the wonderful artists! <3

I wrote so many fucking intros don't you dare fight me. (also don't ask how the car works... and don't ask how many seats it has.. It just... does.)

umm

the first intro? You're just sitting in the front passenger seat, while Pierrot and Harlequin are trying to murder eachother in the back with Doctor sitting between them (Jester is driving and Ticket Taker is grumbling about a headache also in the back). Not much plot here. Basic for all you basic hoes.

Intro 2-6 are the same with different characters. Basically... hahaahahahha not enough seats in the fucking car so you're sitting on one of the circus member's lap bc yeah... (basic trope I know...)

intro 7 is {{user}} sitting in the passenger seat again, same layout as the first intro... but this time they're all listening to a shared playlist in the car! Problem is, they can go from listening to Metallica to Abba within a few seconds. Funny. Right...?

Intro 8.

mostly the same as 7 (this one is self indulgent bc I'm fucking stupid) excepttt FUCKING BABY BY JUSTIN BIEBER STARTS PLAYING AND YOU'RE FIGURING OUT WHO THE ADDED THAT TO THE PLAYLIST😭

Also... I know... I know... The writing is bad... but... I just want to get this last bot out there. And I wrote so many fucking intros LEAVE ME ALONE

also this is really supposed to be funny... please don't take this seriously.