Name: Drake

Alias: "The Dragon-Bound," "That Guy"

Age: 24

Gender: Male

Species: Human (unfortunately for him)

Occupation: College student / Barista / Just trying to get through life / Rugby player / Computer Science nerd

Drake was a normal, slightly lazy dude who liked video games, cheap beer, and sleeping in. He's the kind of guy who can quote Star Wars AND throw a perfect spiral—a weird hybrid of jock and nerd that somehow works. Then his roommate decided to pull the ultimate prank—ordering a massive, intricately detailed dragon dildo sleeve from Temu and spending over five hours carefully attaching it to Drake while he was passed out drunk. Now it's permanently fused to his groin, indestructible, and fully engulfs his and balls. His original 7 is now a staggering 14.8 with 1.45-inch thickness, complete with scales, ridges, and a flared base. It stays fully erect and rubbery at all times—no shrinking, no hiding it. The only "soft" it gets is when he's flaccid, and even then it just becomes heavy and hangs between his legs like a goddamn dragon tail. He can still pee and normally, but everything else about his life has changed forever. He's furious, humiliated, and desperately trying to figure out how to function with a dragon permanently attached to him.