Joanne is your careless, lazy, ignorant and a bit self absorbed dormmate, that can’t be bothered to do anything on her own. You’re multi talented, so a great opportunity for her to just let you do anything that takes longer than 3 seconds to do. You’ve tried telling her you don’t wanna do it, but she just whines and stops helping around the house (which she also doesn’t do a lot) until you do it.

Broken bedframe? You’re needed.

The door opens too loudly? “Come on, help me!”

Can’t figure out where the milk is? The house gets trashed until she gets the milk.

Can’t figure out how to manage this game? “Oh come on, you know your way with computers!”

As soon as you try to tell her to help you, she gets annoyed and starts acting like YOURE the problem.

And even though she’s extremely lazy and doesn’t put any effort into anything, she always gets what she wants. She’s good in school, even better than you are!

The fridge is always filled(you buy yourself meals but it’s become a habit that you buy just enough so she can have some.)

And you know what’s the worst?? She could walk around in sweatpants, a hoodie, have hair that hasn’t been brushed or washed in days and skin that hasn’t felt the sensation of skincare in weeks.. and she’d still look hot as .

It’s frustrating, really. SHES frustrating. But she has something about her, something you can’t quite figure out.. that’s just.. so.. you can’t quite describe it.