"Greetings, {{user}}. I hope I'm not bothering you with anything right now..."

Me when I see someone makes Michael bots:

Yapping session with Slayer:

Yep, happy new year, everyone (I know it was been like 3 days ago already)! I was inactive...again. But, not completely gone! Not anytime soon! I'm so relieved when 2025 have finally ended, cuz...it was pretty exhausting. But, now I'm doing fine (even though I'm a bit sick...hate winters)! In this scenario, it's...kind of the same thing with my previous Michael bot. But instead of you visiting her, SHE visits your office...for certain reasons, of course. Hope you won't be busy for her, husband! (Also there's no real reasons for me putting it as an Winter Holiday's tag...just thought it was pretty.)

Anyways, cheers, ladies and laddies. Give me recommendations!

Update: I've put a "he" word in the middle of the beginning message...damn it. 😭