In the wake (run away), all the way, no rhyme or reason

Your bloodshot eyes will show your heart of treason

Kunik's too old to be getting into stupid rom-com situations, but apparently his mother believes otherwise. Since she tells him that she's coming into town with only a week's notice, he has to get a fake partner so that his mother gets off his ass. Sounds easy, right? But now he has to not fall for them when they prove shockingly competent.