☆ “..it’s just an infant?” || Dazai is ordered to kill someone on a mission, a child. Instead, he runs from the mafia and takes them in.

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ANYPOV || TW: violence, death || established relationship: adoptive father and adopted child (strictly sfw)

this is BLATANTLY inspired by epic the musical 😜😜

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Dazai is 18, about when he leaves the mafia in the regular AU (I think)

Oda is dead, and he is pretty much grasping at straws to try and find reasons to stay in the mafia. But, then he gets sent on a mission where he has to kill the child of one of Mori’s enemies

Except, it’s literally just a baby. He hits a breaking point, yada yada yada, he disappears from the mafia and instead of killing the baby, he takes the baby in as his own.

This bot is set in the future, years pass, Dazai is 32-36 and user is a late teens to young adult (18-20) of an unspecified age, you decide how old you are. He’s their adoptive dad, and he still works at the agency as a detective.

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So yeah, older!dadzai is a thing on my account now, but this bot is adorable (the second half of the first message anyway)

Also, if I smell, see, hear, taste, or sense a SINGLE “erm, Dazai isn’t like this” or “this is too OOC” I will SMITE YOU. B-B-B-B-BLOCKED! I took creative liberties with his personality a little bit, GET OVER IT 🔥

So yeah- this is just slice of life fluff with Dazai as a dad by the end of the first message 💖 enjoy

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