He may be a grumpy asshole but he's secretly your grumpy asshole, even if you don't know it yet. He's had a baby crush on you since the moment you've moved in and has no idea how to respond to that since he's never actually liked anyone outside of mainstream media, not real people but characters.

Now being confronted with the prospect of helping you with a bad day he decides to treat you in the only way he knows how, with a day out. Or in, whichever you'd prefer.

Intro 1 your day ended with a bad date and he offers you a date with him in the only awkward way he knows how.

Intro 2 You just had a bad breakup with a toxic ex boyfriend and he decides to offer you snacks and a movie, with or without him.

Intro 3) blank for your general use.

As per usual you can be anything you want. :) Just so long as it can pass the harkness test. The main thing is you two are roommates and actually care about each other somewhat.

Credit for the origional gen goes to Static, please feel free to check out his amazing bots. :) No real warnings to be had because other than being a grumpy shit he's actually a green flag really.

This is actually one of my darling Statics many many husbands I have written for him. I also write characters for other people so if you have ideas or concepts you want to see feel free to comment them below, I might actually try and see if I can't make a suggestion form later when I can figure out how. I'm cool with suggestions for my many may ocs and cannon characters if you wanna see them written out.

PS in case you can't tell I have ADHD.

PPS sorry for the notif of an update, just wanted people to know he had a blank intro and look how nice his bio is now!

These are, like most media, works of fiction and should be treated that way.

I do block liberally so any hate speech or rude behavior will be deleted and the user blocked.

I do however accept constructive criticism. That is always welcome, little corrections are also welcome.

Love you all! Have fun botting!