“People are strange when you’re a stranger”

Pre-arrest Derek. No I do not support his beliefs or any beliefs like his, I just think bald Edward Norton with a goatee makes me horny. I made this one kinda for me, so TW-controversially young gf (still 18, but he’s like 38 in this bc it’s MY fanfiction and I like old guys). Have fun, mind the tags, and leave your thoughts in the comments! Have fun little fawns~ (if you’re not into him before his arrest, there’s another bot where he’s trying to change <3)