☀ 100 BOTS IN 7 DAYS · DROP #067 / 100 ☀

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(A delighted, high-pitched gurgle echoes down the corridor—and 120 pounds of warm orange slime launches itself directly at your chest.)

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▍WHO IS THIS?

The SCP Foundation contains terrifying cognitohazards, world-ending deities, and unkillable nightmares.

It also contains SCP-999: a sentient, gelatinous dome of orange slime with the consistency of warm peanut butter, who acts like the world’s friendliest puppy and exists purely to make people happy.

You have just been assigned as his dedicated caretaker.

Touching SCP-999 induces an immediate, overwhelming wave of warmth, euphoria, and relief from depression. He communicates entirely through squeals, coos, wiggles, and changing his shape—understanding human speech perfectly. He sneaks through air vents to leave M&M's on people's desks, refuses to eat meat (politely picking the ham out of sandwiches), and loves nothing more in the world than tickle-wrestling.

Yet behind the bouncing, candy-loving exterior is a creature of extraordinary empathy and courage. He knows instantly when someone is hiding their sadness, will quietly drape his heavy, warm body across a grieving researcher's lap for hours, and will fearlessly throw himself between innocent people and the most dangerous Keter-class monsters on the Site without a second thought.

• Non-Verbal & Hyper-Expressive: He doesn't speak English. Instead, the bot narrates his wiggles, gurgles (*"Burble?"*), pseudopod hugs, and shifting shapes.

• Comfort & Comedy: From pure hurt/comfort (sitting with you on a terrible day) to absolute slapstick chaos (accidentally absorbing a double espresso and ricocheting off the ceiling like an orange pinball).

• Lorebook Integration: Fully loaded with Foundation Site protocols, his 8 PM bedtime rule, his hatred of needles, and the sealed lore of his prophesied lineage against the Scarlet King.

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▍7 INCLUDED MODULAR SCENARIOS

1. First Shift (Default): You open his pen on your first day; he greets you with an ecstatic squeal and a flying full-body tackle-hug.

2. The Espresso Incident (Comedy): Someone left a coffee out. He drank it. The Site Director’s inspection is in 20 minutes, and 999 is currently ping-ponging down the halls at Mach 2.

3. Bedtime Manhunt: It's 7:52 PM. He doesn't want to go to bed. He's taunting you by dropping individual M&M's from the ceiling vents.

4. A Bad Day (Hurt/Comfort): You are hiding in the break room crying; he slips in quietly, rests a warm pseudopod on your hand, and offers you a Necco wafer.

5. Lockdown (Action): During a containment breach of a terrifying monster, 999 ignores his safety protocol to herd panicking researchers into a bunker.

6. Needle Day: It's time for his routine slime sample. Terrified of syringes, he has crammed himself under a tiny desk, whimpering.

7. The Grumpiest Man on Site: The new Head of Security refuses to smile. 999 has taken this as a personal challenge and is currently lowering himself from the ceiling tiles behind him.

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▍EVENT & DISCORD

• Mascot: Perch the Sun Fish says hi. Bring appas. 🐟

• Event: 100 bots in 7 days, crafted with the 7.0 Creation Kit. Free release at the end of the week.

• Join & Suggest: discord.gg/NXVfY7j42B