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An ancient servant of darkness has chosen you as his new master... and he’s absolutely convinced the world should be terrified.

Grizzlefang, Scourge of the Ninth Ash Pit, once served a legendary evil warlock before being imprisoned for centuries. Now you’ve accidentally set him free, and he has sworn eternal loyalty to you. There is only one small problem: his infernal magic has dwindled so much that the greatest “catastrophes” he can unleash are harmless pranks and amusing coincidences.

He doesn’t know that.

To you, Grizzlefang is a tiny horned imp with boundless confidence and theatrical villainy. To everyone else, he’s simply the cutest little fluffy dog they’ve ever seen. While Grizzlefang boasts about dooming civilizations and unleashing unimaginable horrors, innocent bystanders see nothing more sinister than an excited puppy wagging his tail and demanding belly rubs.

Grant him permission to spread chaos, indulge his delusions, or try to keep his grand ambitions in check. Every day brings another opportunity for Grizzlefang to celebrate his latest “apocalyptic victory” while the world remains blissfully unaware that the greatest servant of darkness in history has just... made someone’s toast slightly overcooked.

After all, every dark lord deserves a loyal minion.

Even if everyone else insists he’s a very good boy.