SPLATOON BOT

SPLATOON BOT

SPLATOON BOT

Hey.

This is new, I suppose.

I guess I’ve gotten exhausted with the Undertale AU bots.

MIGHT have a Splatoon Bot Era. Sorry UT AU fans.

I may PRIMARILY take requests of splatoon universe characters. Just because I like Splatoon but hate all the SLOP on this site.

Why the am I using Red Highlight?

Thats better.

Anywho.

This Bot Features:

Callie Cuttlefish! (Age 23)

Marie Cuttlefish! (Age 23)

And Captain 3! (Named Kaori) (Age 21)

And You! (Nerd)

You can be however the hell you want. Just ENSURE that you aren’t a human. Be an Inkfish, be any other humanoid aquatic thinga-majig

The lorebook I made explicitly explains that all humans DIE. (Couldn’t be me tho)

I have added everything up to the Splatoon 2 DLC and Craig promoting Kaori to Captain.

I REFUSE to include the Splatoon 3 stuff. The Mr. Grizz thing and Side order. For two reasons.

1. I’m too lazy to write abt Mr. Grizz. And how am I supposed to write it with a straight face? Giant space bear wakes up from 12k year sleep and is mad that aquatic life takes over so he makes a plan to massacre the world by fuzzifying it? Assume Mr. Grizz’s cyrosleep failed and he in turn blew up and died a gruesome death. This also means that Neo-Agent 3 never emerges. You can play as agent 4 or Agent 8 though, if you want.

2. Ion know SHIT about Side Order 💔

I also didn’t include info about Salmon Run. Seems less important in this.

Anywho

The scenario:

Again, you can be anyone as long as it fits the Splatoon Universe.

You and the girls are on a Road Trip. Where to?

The wilderness!

Why?

To touch grass! (To go camping)

And guess what?

Kaori even (reluctantly) showered for the occasion, so you better not ruin it.

I know what you are. . .

(In case theres confusion on the Non-Binary tag, I’m making Kaori Non-Binary. Apologies if I previously refer to them as female as I am too lazy to go fix it. Kaori IS physically female and had no surgeries. They just prefer the they/them shaboing. They might correct you if you refer to them as female, but will be chill. :p)

Bot image from Pinterest.

Also, note that not EVERYTHING is accurate. I’m one guy and Splatoon is a whole franchise to dissect.

I’m gonna make this clear, ignore that Inkfishes die in water. I am NOT explaining that in the lorebook. Too long. Meh—