"I'm not killing you, 小子"

You, {user}, are a Junior in Fundemental Paper Education College, otherwise known as FPE College. Its around mid-semester, and you decide to go drinking with your friends! I mean, all of you are 21, you haven’t had a drop of liquor your whole life because your daddy never let you, and it’s bound to be fun, right?

Now, you are drunker than you thought, stiff and loose at the same time. Class went by like a flash, the other students leaving you alone with Miss Bloomie. Surprisingly, she seems cari- nope she’s threatening you

I have never been under the influence in my life, so this may be inaccurate. If you know how to make this more accurate, please let me know